5 stories Id like to tell.
1. The drive up to Foxwoods this past weekend, it was an out of body experince.
2. Winning 300 dollars in 10 minutes this weekend.
3. Getting pulled over do 110 past a cop, somewhat intoxicated at 3am, while driving to McDonald's. I got away with it.
4. Giving the Heimlich to someone who was choking on a grape, we didn't know at the time.
5. Getting arrested in A.C. and getting beat up by cops and bouncers, but still talking shit in the process!
5 stories I told this weekend
1. How a girl I knew in summer school got coffee spilt on her white skirt, and her having to walk around the entire day with a coffee stained ass.
2. How i got kicked out of Pacha more than once
3. How I almost hooked up with a cougar in A.C. on the trip for my X's Birthday, i should've done it!
4. How we got kicked out of Bliss because my friends started a fight
5, How during that fight he got body slammed on his head by a guy on steroids.
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Aha--good stories. I'm not clear on the difference between the stories you'd like to tell, that is the ones you'd like to put time and thought into, and the tales you told recently. Maybe it's good that they are so alike!
ReplyDeleteIn any case, get writing....